HumorousTips from Carol Johnson

Humorous Top 10 Tips for ASP Stagers
By Carol Johnson, ASP
Founder of the Recruiting Network

“Let Me Tell You How I Work”…. Or pay the price later.

Q-Tip Clean doesn’t mean picking them up off of the bathroom floor.

The wrong colors can cost the sellers a lot of green.

Occasionally clients interpret “Clutter Free” to mean accessorizing with Free junk.

When staging for the holidays keep inflatable yard décor to three items, small, medium and large.

Investing in ASP Staging is cheaper than flushing dollar bills down the toilet.

ASP’s should make it a policy to have a policy about policies and changing policies.

When buyers see spots on the carpet they think the roof leaks.

It is against the law to say there is a law about a law that isn’t a law.

Staging with “hairy balls” increases offers by 97%.

Author’s Note: At the Recruiting Network, we believe that ASP staging is good for the public and the designated ASP Real Estate Agents and ASP Stagers who serve them. We encourage brokers to include ASP staging and training in their standard operating procedures because the public is learning to expect it as a result of expanded media coverage and television network programming. If these 10 items are not funny to you, you need to catch up on Barb’s latest ASP Staging course. Smile, me……

Carol Johnson, ASP

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